I am just wrong. WRONG!

Here's my conversation over instant messanger with a co-worker.  I'm just wrong.  But it was awful.  Names have been omitted to protect the innocent!

I have to tell someone.   Somebody here, took a really, really nasty smelly poo.  The whole office and hallway by the bathroom is totally polluted. 

I nearly died. 

5:23 PMD

Thanks Leanne.  All the way from Uzbekastan.  Wow.  I think I can smell it here

5:23 PML

Anytime.  It brought back awful memories of the personnel office and when C.B. would crop dust everyone. 

5:24 PMD

Thanks for the memories.  What time is it there

5:24 PML

5:24 PM.

5:24 PMD

Ok  I just finished my first cup of coffee and I'll be thinking of that the rest of the day

5:25 PML

OMG.  Sorry.....

Anyway,  hope you all have a great day,  miss you!